Seems Like a Fair Fight

"FJ80WaitinForaLSV8" (fj80waitinforalsv8) 08/20/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: None

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GhostZ > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:32

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...so would that make this the largest manmade object to cross the pacific without guidance or propulsion?

Also, I think we should keep it as an attraction in LA. If the Chinese want it back, they can come get it.

(That, or it's a spy duck for China's impending pacific invasion...)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:34

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If this makes it into a history book without sufficient explanation, future generations are *really* going to wonder what the fuck.

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > GhostZ 08/20/2014 at 16:36

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TROJAN DUCK!

dogisbadob > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:36

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It's the Chinese version of the Trojan Horse

Brian, The Life of > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:37

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Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relieve mondial tensions as well as define them.

AKA, the acute anxiety people feel when they over-extend themselves by buying a cheap Ferrari and await their first financially-ruining repair bill.

GhostZ > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:37

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It's filled with our worst fears: drones, communism, and laborers will to work for 1/3rd minimum wage.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:37

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i'm comin' ta steal yo gurl mothafuka

FKA-RacecaR > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/20/2014 at 16:45

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I can see the text books now...
"And as the duck drifted into the Port of New China (formerly Port of Los Angeles), it was a symbol that the China-Cali war had begun."

Rusty Shackleford > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:47

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Still think the USS Iowa would win.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > GhostZ 08/20/2014 at 16:48

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don't forget, it will steal all our guns too...definite worst fears

GhostZ > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/20/2014 at 16:49

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And then rebuild them.

Using plastic .

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > GhostZ 08/20/2014 at 16:54

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painted with lead paint

Diesel > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 16:57

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They sent us a Big Duck when they heard about our big dicks.

Diesel > GhostZ 08/20/2014 at 16:57

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Jeez, throw in some bootstraps and you got Gawker nailed.

Diesel > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 08/20/2014 at 16:58

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I really think this works the other way.

Pessimippopotamus > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 17:03

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Oh man. I need to get down there this weekend.

ly2v8-Brian > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 17:38

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That is awesome.

coqui70 > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 08/20/2014 at 21:29

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The bastards are probing our defenses ... then again WTF they're already here all over the place buying luxury goods at outlet malls, getting PHD diplomas from the best schools, looking for reverse mail-order brides ... you know assimilating.